Tuesday, September 27

Pageviews

As the blog gets closer to a 1000 hits (yippeeee),
Here's all my readers:


















Couple of questions I have:

  1. India, US, Netherlands, OK. China? Iran? Who are you? And what's you reading on my page?
  2. Whatta heck is Java & flock? who calls a browser Java?
  3. Samsung has its own OS?
  4. Which is the leading browser in the world? Going by this sample, looks like chrome is too far behind the leader of the pack..

Saturday, September 24

As stupid as they come

So here's my little piece of confession.

  • The CHENNAI debacle:
There was this 3-day weekend, and I was destined to visit Chennai to meet my brother, maybe take a trip to ooty. But tickets were hard to get. So we postponed the whole gig for a week later, and I checked on irctc that there were available seats on the trains.
2 days before I was supposed to travel, I logged into irctc to print the tickets, but was surprised to not find them there. I looked at my mails, and I can't find the tickets there as well! WTF!
I reasoned that I had booked a lot of tickets in the past weeks for multiple people, so I must have forgot to book mine. With a heavy heart, I informed my brother about this. He was pissed (obviously), as we had planned I'll buy him a guitar on that trip.
So nothing doing, I'm stuck at Hyderabad, while I guess he cursed me to hell sitting in Chennai.


Next Monday, Saurabh (my roommate), found my Chennai trip tickets in his irctc account!

  • The rail-roko farce:
I'm supposed to be on my way to Secundrabad railway station now! 

But, well, the Telengana strikes are back, and in good measure. First the state transport buses went off the roads from Monday, then there was a hue and cry over the Petrol Pumps, many of which opened and closed at their whim and fancy. There was also a potential stop on Autos. I saw so many people walking to work in the last 5 days, it looked like a scene from a war movie where refugees are walking off towards a place that holds hope.

On Friday afternoon, I was informed of a website where they had a list of cancelled trains, due to the agitation, and proposed Rail-roko to be held in Telengana region. My train, unfortunately, was on that list.


So I frantically search for other options, for I have to be home on Sunday(Mom n Me plan to catch a nau se barah show ;-) par, kisi se na kehne).. I find a connecting flight through Mumbai, leaving Hyderabad at 11PM, and reaching Vadodara at 7 AM. Prompt booking is done, Bye byes are said at the office, and I run home. Takes me an hour to get home rather than the usual 20 minutes. I pack, things don't fit, I repack. Its 8.30 PM. I should leave. Get a Auto to ferry me to the Aero Express stop. Bugger has no change, and I part with 100 bucks. Just missed the bus. No info on when the next bus is. Take a taxi (Thankfully the driver was hunting in the area). Reach the Airport at 9.30. Oh! I'm on time. The cop at the entry looks a t my ticket.
"Sir, ye to aj ka nahi hai".
"What?"
"Sir, ye 24th hai, aj to 23rd hai"!!!!!!!!!!!

As stupid as they come, I say!

Tuesday, September 20

When it all Ended! And How!

The screen went black.
The audio came up.
The now-so-familiar tune (Hedwig's Theme) started playing.
On screen, now the end credits rolled on - in bright and shiny golden letters.

And I sat there.
Never again? This is the last time?

~ Alright, this is my 4th Attempt to finish this post ~

1st Attempt:
The moment the Credits rolled and I uttered "I don't want to go home!"
(I hate people who jump out of their seats the moment the movie finishes. I want to watch the whole thing dammit.)
I came home, but decided against writing it, as many of my pals hadn't seen the movie yet, and I am not great at keeping the spoilers to myself.

2nd Attempt:
I came home, saddened all over again, after a second viewing.
It was like after you break-up with a long time girl/boy- friend. You just want to sit alone, and be sad, for a long time. I felt Melancholic.

3rd Attempt:
Tried again. Was at a loss what to write about. I don't even remember the scenes. All i remember is the sadness I felt.

4th Attempt:

~ Here goes ~


Sad but true.
That was the last time I would have seen the trio of Potter-Weaslie-Granger on screen. (Magic please!)
The 2 times I watched the movie, I heard a lot of exclamations to the same tune as the above statement, some dripping with sadness.

One person even said 'What will I do now?'

Yes the movie was different from the book.
Yes there were missing plot points(only 2 giants in the war?), and convoluted interpretations/changes (Molly Weasley's sudden appearance).
But really, it doesn't matter anymore.

All that matters is that its over.

Unlike the LOTR franchise, I don't see a 'The Hobbit' type resurrection of the HP troops.

What will I miss:

1) Seeing the WB logo show up, among a cloudy-noisy-fading-out sequence that always mesmerized me.
2) Seeing the lush scenery in the film. (Yes I can watch many more movies and NGC for this, but where do I get the magical undertone? A steam engine-pulled train, a flying car, horcrux hunting, and what-not? )
3) Fred n George n Ron n Arthur Weaslie (I am partial to these 4)
4) Hogwarts - It has evolved and changed in the course of the books and the movies, adding many things to the Castle-next-to-a-lake established in the first book.

5) And last, but in no way in order of preference, Emma Watson. We saw her grow up on screen into the absolute diva from the li'l unruly haired girl from the first movie. I hope she goes on to do great things in life, and not have the same fate as Arun Govil.


Farewell my friends.

Friday, September 9

To-wane-tea Phi Years Hence

The lanky fellow stood near the door, accompanied by a woman who could be easily labelled as the sometimes derogatory 'chinki'. That they were in love was obvious by the holding of hands and deep looks they passed each other from time to time. He stood there, ushering in the motley crowd that slowly walked into the house, individually, or in small clusters. The lady collected the wet coats and umbrellas brought in by the people, and deposited them to dry out in the corridor that ran on the side of the room.

Many of these people knew each other, by names or faces or by quirky habits or traits that they have heard about a lot. They mingled, talking mostly in a hushed tone. Sometimes there was a sudden gush of laughter, and a quiet sob could be heard at times coming from the random clusters that had formed in the room.

Near the window, stood a somewhat short lady, slowly wiping away a solitary teardrop on her chin. The tears had smudged her kohl-rimmed eyes. As she looked up, she saw the potbellied Sardarji who was bringing her a glass of juice, and smiled warmly. Old memories have such warmth! Her phone buzzed, she hesitantly picked it up, and replied in a curt manner, "I said I'll be in the studio in an hour. We have 3 hours before the show, dammit". Sardarji handed the glass over to her, nodded and smiled, and said "People leave, huh! Work stays". Pointing to the window he said again, "I have a car waiting. You can take it if you are running late". She nodded slowly.

On the other corner of the room, a group of men had gathered, all with glasses in their hands. "For the man who always refused a drink. Cheers!", said the man who everyone knew was his first friend. Others joined in with their own messages. "The most conservative ally in AoE", said the Businessman and Hotelier from Mumbai. "My fight partner", chirped the scientist who had flown in all the way from Belgium for 2 days, and had brought most of the red wine being served around. Lot of other remarks followed, as the glasses were emptied and refilled.

On the lawn outside, a lady sat on the wrought iron swing in front of a small patch of flowers, protected from the rain by the plastic roof. She looked up at the open window on the first floor, outside which was a gulmoher tree, almost hiding it from view behind the yellow-orange blossoms. She knew inside the window was a Mahogany desk and a plush chair, surrounded by glass-fronted cupboards filled with books and DVDs from around the world. He would sit there all day reading, watching or listening, trying to absorb as much of the world as he could in his final days. She thought of the time when she had once asked him what he wanted in life, and he had described this dream. Her thoughts were broken by the sound of footsteps, as two ladies ran towards the house from the gate.

They weren't carrying a umbrella, and were getting soaked in the downpour. One of them, yet again, was evidently from the north-eastern part of the country, while the other could have been from anywhere. She exclaimed "Nice place, right?". The lanky man at the door came out to receive them, "Our elder brother designed the house, just as he wanted it to be. It was his childhood dream", looking at the other woman, he said, "Hello Kiran-di, no trouble finding the place I hope". "Nope, we just followed the road as you had described", said Kiran, "Gaya was worried for sometime that we are lost", wiping off some of the rainwater from her coat, walking up the stairs towards the door.

I just smiled, sitting in my chair, in my most favourite room on the planet. To see all these people here, gathered together, gave me immense happiness. There were the college mates, my brother and his wife, the gaming partners, the friends I made along the journey called life, and of course, the ones I loved. Everyone was here. Now I could go in peace.


This is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to a living person is intentional, and if you can't figure out who you are, well,
1) maybe I found it difficult to describe you and fit you into the story. Next time, pakka! Promise.
OR
2) you are mentioned, you are just too stupid to recognise yourself.